WTFlux

Upon hitting 58, I ran (flew?) to the Blasted Lands. Yes, I know my hearthstone is set in Honor hold, but there’s just something about stepping through the dark portal yourself. So Lexy and I stared at the portal, getting our courage up to go on in, when a little blood elf warlock chick came screaming through the portal, running right by me. I thought about killing her, but I just wanted to get this over with. Lex and I started walking, then running right into the portal.

And immediately I feel insignificant. The first things I saw were alliance and horde armies mounting for something - apparently that huge pitboss in front of me roflpwning everything. They’re all going to die. As you can see here, poor Lexy is like “WTF - I’m out of here…”

I absolutely hate HATE, the taste and smell of portals. The mage portals are okay, the warlock portals make me puke, and these dark portal things make me want to die. Those smells DONT COME OUT of your armor. I’m going to have to get ALL NEW ARMOR - and soon! Hey….wait a minute… Those are pretty nice pants for a quest reward, and look at that weapon reward!!!!